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    October 11

    十一婚礼

    紧张忙碌的婚礼终于过去了,9月在北京办,十一回闫总老家办。一个江苏的小县城,虽说是江苏,却在西北部,吃煎饼、喝羊肉汤、糁汤,潮排卷蘑菇、豆芽炒粉丝、什么都放辣,和我小时候吃的菜饭、蟹黄狮子头那种甜腻腻酱油多又精细的淮扬菜系完全不对路,该让原本以为外孙女找了老乡的姥姥白欢喜一场了,挂羊头卖狗肉,骨子里还是山东人!
    逛两天就把城市逛完了,婚礼在6号,前几天只能在游戏厅里每天练投篮,一块钱三个币,便宜啊。台球五块一小时,羽毛球五块一人不限时,被雷到了。。。。
    一日与闫总出去买西瓜,不知要挑哪个好的时候,一妇女对着卖瓜老农说到,给我挑一个,不要个太大的,个太小也不行,买了你要当场切开来我再掏钱,不是沙瓤我不买,太沙瓤了我也不买,水分太大我也不要,告诉你,我吃瓜可吃的多了。。。。我和闫总崇拜的看着她,等她走了我笑的眼泪喷了出来,登时染上睫毛膏成了黑眼圈。。。
    结婚前一天,洗了澡本要早点睡,进到楼上屋里,只听得扑通一声,我看见一个黄色毛茸茸的东西从床头不知什么位置迅速窜进床头柜的抽屉缝里,我和闫总都哆嗦了一下,我的第一个反映就是耗子!虽然养了龙猫小胖和糖糖,但是由于他们比较像兔子,所以我还是对耗子很恐惧,一路嚎叫着下楼去找公公。公公疑惑中上的楼来,和闫总一人一个棍子,闫总在我看来有点紧张,靠在外间的墙后,探出半个头,拎着棍子的一小端,把棍子伸进里屋哆哆嗦嗦的乱敲地,我则哆哆嗦嗦的躲在门外走廊上,这个东西再没了生息,后来发现床单上有两个大“地雷”,地上有一小片亮晶晶,把床垫子和床板都翻了起来,终于在床板缝里看见了----黄鼠狼!在一阵剧烈的敲击之后,满屋子弥漫一股浓郁的骚臭气,太郁闷了。。。。。后来听闫总说黄鼠狼在衣柜顶上和窗帘头间飞来飞去,身手敏捷,后来黄大仙终于从屋子里窜了出来,跑下了楼消失在了院子里。等到我们换了被单被子,用消毒水搞完卫生之后,已经是夜里12点了,是夜,惊魂未定,噩梦不断,我梦见自己生了双胞胎的男孩,大哭说,两个都是男孩,我可怎么活啊,哭晕过去。。。。
    婚礼当天,没有仪式,客人来了即开婚宴,然后就是敬酒,这里的人撤席速度惊人,开始还不理解主持人为什么催我们赶紧敬,后来敬到后几桌发现前几桌人已经走了,也就半个多小时的光景。碰到闫总同学说吃了没几口刚端了酒杯出去敬熟人,等回来菜盘子就空了。。后来明白不是吃的快,是上菜没多久各路神仙就开始直接打包了。
    这个小县城,节奏很慢,人们过的很惬意,不慌不忙,但是城市面貌还有些脏乱、人们素质也不太高、娱乐消费场所也寥寥无几,换了话说,人生最悲哀的事情是什么,人还在,钱花不出去了!

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    sammiwrote:
    这一出结婚历险记,有意思的很哪!
    Oct. 18
    媛 陈wrote:
    哈哈,买瓜妇女真强!双胞胎男孩,你哭晕,老人家可笑得合不拢嘴拉!
    Oct. 16
    ys Rockywrote:
    哈哈,俺们是1950年前属于山东,后来划给江苏的,属于两个省都不待见的地,只有打仗的时候抢我们。台球是10块钱一小时好不好,你打的那个叫我郁闷啊,好在进步快。娱乐场所还是很多的,只不过好玩的地方基本涉黄,所以没带你去,哈哈,其实我也没去过。只是最后被表哥忽悠了,没去成窑湾古镇和骆马湖,钓鱼的想法落空了。
    Oct. 14
    文静 陈wrote:
    哈哈哈,我们家那边也是打包走人,煮多少饭菜都会被一扫而空!小卫当时去了也是大吃一惊!
    Oct. 13
    Ruifang Wangwrote:
    小县城,大见识。呵呵。有意思~
    Oct. 12

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